I was just lying on the floor whilst exercising and I found a little tiny broken piece of plastic.
"What's this?" I said to myself.
"Well, self," I replied, "it appears to be a little tiny broken piece of plastic!" At this point I took a long look around the room, which contains a multitude of plastic toys, various electronics, musical equipment, DVDs and more.
"There's a lot of possibilities around here for a little tiny broken piece of plastic," I said to myself. "I better keep it."
It's no wonder that the man at the casino today had a hard time believing that I'm 35 years old. Life is good!
Also, the little tiny broken piece of plastic is safely ensconced on a shelf awaiting recognition one day. Even though it's not particularly useful right now, I'm certain I'll eventually find a place for it. Someday...
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